Maltiple Regrets: Brass Monkey, That Funky Monkey

Brass Monkey, That Funky Monkey

Even though Mike D recently came out and broke all our hearts, any writer knows you don't let a false narrative stop a good story. In that spirit, this dispatch from Casa de Trash Life covers the Olde English and orange juice version of a Brass Monkey.

I've drank a lot of gross things in the name of looking stupid on the internet, but this was definitely the most surprising. I was sure it would be gross. My friends were sure it would be gross. Hell, pretty sure even the dogs were side eyeing me. 

Full of dread (existential and otherwise) I purchased the ingredients.  After popping the OE in the freezer for a few hours, I sat down and began to drink. As is tradition, once down to the top of the label, I poured in the orange juice while questioning everything that led me to this moment. 

And then…..I took a swig. SHIT WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS, Y'ALL!!! Crying tears of relief, I quietly thanked The Beastie Boys for letting this misconception stand long enough to pass into popular culture. 

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- Kare Uh (@maltiple_regrets)

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