Krude NFL 2019 Preview
It's that time again. Funnest time of the year for most men....and
a few broads. NFL football is back. 3 game days a week for corporate sponsors
to salivate over. Legalized sports gambling in my state (NJ,and possibly yours)
makes things mighty interesting. Always remember that the National Football
League is registered as a entertainment entity. Never bet against the
house. Trust Krude. Hate Roger Goodell.
Here's my take on the upcoming NFL
season for each team. Butt hurt is norm here. HIKE!!!
Arizona Cardinals
Another year.Another HC. Another 1st round pick QB for red
birds. Kyler Murray better show skills early or these birds are cooked.Slow
cooked in desert heat
Atlanta Falcons
Matty and Julio down by the school yard again. And still
have no friends. It's been a while since that ugly Super Bowl loss to Pats.Owner
Blank is his name and his trophy case
Baltimore Ravens
Lamar Jackson is the man now.Half of the defense ran out of
town. John Harbaugh still has a job in 2019. Things will change... yet Steelers
will still lose to this team
Buffalo Bills
Cole Beasley is probably the only reason to watch the Bills
this year. Josh Allen isn't a star. Btw. OJ Simpson is on Twitter. His tweets
beat watching Bills on tv
Carolina Panthers
Cam and Ron. Both keep each other employed in Carolina.
Competitive team will be fielded. Wins maybe half the time. Cam will still get
roughed mightily without zebra sympathy
Chicago Bears
Big Mack isn't going to win games on his own. So rich Mitch
gotta step it up. Chi-Town aint gonna be dull. Just frustrated
Cincinnati Bengals
Old Uncle Marv finally sent to pasture. AJ Green can still
play when healthy. Dalton isn't Doolin. Bungles banished to cellar.
Cleveland Browns
Team to watch in 2019. New HC. New team cancer WR. Wife
beater at RB. And all this on Prime Time 4 times this year. Mayfield is a
goober. In a good way
Dallas Cowboys
Witten is back. Jerry still a meddler. Dak will play above
average to get max $. Zeke may want to play somewhere else after HC Garrett
gets the boot (finally) in the new year
Denver Broncos
How does a HOF QB like Elway keep missing on signing a
franchise QB. Flacco is a declining bum. Donkey defense should be solid with
Fangio in charge
Detroit Lions
Just like I predicted no more than 6 wins for Lions last
year (6-10),this year I predict no more than 5 wins. And that is being
generous. Crap team
Green Bay Packers
Is Aaron Rodgers starting to slip? I don't think so. Pack
dumped ruddy bum McCarthy and brought in an unproven HC. They will find a way
to win more than a few.
Houston Texans
Talented squad. All the pieces seem to be ready to take the
next step up. Head Coach O'Brien is coaching on borrowed time. 1-3 post season
record is sad
Indianapolis Colts
Luck is Luck. Solid when healthy. Weird team to gauge. Could
be a sleeper to go to the Show this season. Or be a heartbreaking bunch of also
rans. Isray gonna need some quaaludes. And an alibi
Jacksonville Jaguars
There's a new sheriff in town named Tricky Nicky Foles.And
he brings the scalp of a Jags enemy as a talisman.Same solid defense has
something to prove this year.
Kansas City Chiefs
Will the NFL let Fat Andy get a ring? Or is the negative
press about rogue Chiefs players keeping team from the Show? Let King Goodell
decide
Los Angeles Chargers
El Lay is now over crowded with pro football. Rivers is
still QB. Stadium ready next year.Same team as last few years. Kinda wish Norv
was still coach
Los Angeles Rams
Rams will suffer losing SB curse this year. Not for losing
SB,but for signing Bortles to back up Goff. Off year for LA.
Miami Dolphins
Fitzmagic takes the snaps now in the Hot Swamp. Or will it
be Rosen? Or Jay Fieldler? Doesn't matter cuz at least one home win is
guaranteed when BeliCheat comes to town
Minnesota Vikings
Coach Zimmer has all his eggs in the Kirk Cousins basket.
Stats don't mean wins. Lesson not learned in Min
New England Patriots
Brady signed two year extension to stay a Patriot until his
gums recede. Still not making top $. Owner Kraft is a shady runt with close
ties to Goodell. 12-4. As usual
New Orleans Saints
Fun team to watch. Never fun to bet on. Payton rides high
when Brees is pilot. Is this the send off NFL wants for Drew after last year
scam in playoffs? I think so
New York Giants
E. Manning is still employed by Giants. Daniel Brown will be
groomed to start by week 10. OBJ is gone. Is there ANY reason to watch this
team this year?
New York Jets
Gang Green expect bigger things from team this season. Bell
will net them 3 wins on his own. Darnold will be good until he breaks Jets fans
hearts with dumb play when it matters most
Oakland Raiders
Raiders got some weapons for Carr to play with.Defense still
the Achilles. See you in Vegas next year. Just Win Baby!
Philadelphia Eagles
Wentz will sprain every important bone known to a QB by week
6. He'll play, cuz he has to. NFC East sucks so bad that Birds win division by
being mediocre
Pittsburgh Steelers
Steelers are all about bitch drama and excuses. JuJu is no
AB. Or Wallace. First time in forever Browns have the upper hand in rivalry.
Lean years a coming....
San Francisco 49ers
Garoppolo return will sell tickets. Team won't be any good
though. With DeBartolo and York ownership,nothing gets done right. This ain't
the 80s, kids
Seattle Seahawks
Russell Wilson somehow managed to get Hawks to playoffs last
season.Without an offensive line.He will do it again this year. Always fun team
to watch
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Bruce Arians coaxed out of broadcast booth to coach this
train wreck. Jameis and Evans still around means a few points. Not much else
Tennessee Titans
Mariota knows how to win. And get hurt easily. Ryan
Tannenhill will see action in Music City sooner than later. Ouch
Washington Redskins
The less interesting Gruden is still HC. Case Keenum is QB
until rookie Haskins is ready. When will Dan Snyder sell his majority shares?
20 years of Nothing in DC
NFL 2019 should be another dysfunctional roller coaster of a
season. But it is always FUN. Stay sober at your own peril. Get a safe ride
home afterwards. Good luck to YOUR team. Cheers!
Pick thy winners...
KK
@kapn_krude
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