Action
Krude is going to write a series of blogs over the
next few weeks about Action. The kind of action that comes with living a
hedonistic lifestyle: booze, broads and betting. The usual shit I
write about. The usual way I live life. Going with what I know. And know well.
Pony up. Let's ride...
Part one:
Northern New Jersey Fall 2019
Another Sunday of National Football League games. 1pm
to about midnight will be professional football overload for adult East coast weekend
warrior sports fanatics.Most will watch the games from home,smartphone or a
bar.I watch at a bar.The bar I frequent has a restaurant style menu for chow.
Very important detail to this Sunday ritual. 75% of the people at the bar are men.
The other 25% women are there to make sure their man is accounted for. 90% of
everybody are drunk. Mostly $3 domestic beer. I choose the harder hooch. Wild
Turkey or Knob Creek bourbon. $8.75. A Benji bill usually settles my
tab at the end of my stay. If I use my debit card that means I met a chick and
didn't want to walk over to the cash machine near the exit. Gotta keep the
skirt close at all times. Other dudes will make their move if she wanders. Law
of averages very accurate in this department.
Since this ritual is taking place in New Jersey, Giants fans start trickling out of the bar at 4:30
pm. Giants lost and this bar being less than one mile from Met Life Stadium
makes another Giants loss extra tough on these fans. Except for the few,the
proud and the ultra NFL dedicated. These men will stick around for a late 49ers
game. While still wearing their home blue Barkley and Danny Jones Giants
jerseys. How do I know that these men are here for the 49ers game? It must have
been the howls of joy when the Niners put up a quick 14 pts on a cruddy Panthers
team. One Giants fan in particular was standing so close to a 4K screen you
would think he was mostly blind. All for a money bet on the 49ers. A bet that
would net him some cash roughly 3 hours later. All is swell in Swampville NJ.
The Action Seekers are here. Drunk. Again. Happy. Again
Win your
bets while hanging out with like minded peers. Booze is flowing. Greasy chicken
wings toasting your throat.Designated outdoors areas to burn a lung dart a
plus.Icing on the cake is the pussy to go home to. Girlfriends who hate
football but love money will instantly sniff your winnings by reading your
eyes. Wives are just happy you come home smelling like a bar. And they will
spend your winnings on themselves. Well, that is the winnings you tell her you
made.
This kind of 'action' is widely accepted in society. Betting
on sporting events is a not secret practice in everyday normal people life.
Sports without gambling attached to it is mostly boring. To live and die by the
swing of a bat or a kick through the goal posts IS a natural human function.
The adrenaline we felt playing these sports as kids is now felt when a bet
equal to a weeks' pay, pays off. Stay tuned.....
He knows You know
KK
@kapn_krude