Modus Operandi Krude
What makes your favorite bloggist truly click? Krude
ain't yer average Joe. Wanna live a day in the life of Krude? Doubt it. But for
those of you with the will to be original,here is your chance to follow a
master. Expect to abuse no drugs. Accept no hugs. And exude occasional love. Include
plenty of living life with zeal. Surrounded by Hell. Then living to tell....
Dr.Seuss style rhyming aside,this blog opens the door
into the brain of a generally shy and respectful gentleman. With many of the
topics I cover, I try to put across the words with substance and truth steeped
deeply into a pro wrestlers bravado.Written in the third person. Not in the way
Ted Bundy used the third person with his confessions either. I have nothing to
hide. And nothing to lose.
Forming an opinion is something I do virtually every single
minute of every day. Sizing up any situation quickly comes with being awake for
all my life. Dulling my senses too much never appealed to me. Absorbing a
wealth of knowledge with a clear mind was better than getting stoned and ordering
a large cheese pizza and garlic knots at 1am. Much too much to learn and
experience to keep the right side of my brain in a perennially cheerful mood.
Never eating shit anymore comes from having a few years of
totally eating shit. If somebody hassles me for nonsensical reasons, I just
check them off my ally list forever. No need to keep assholes around for very
long. No matter how entertaining they can be to my senses.
Women are a challenge. Finding one to shack up with for more
than a few days gets tougher as I get older. I am high maintenance,though always
respectful. Not every woman can handle the perpetual ambiguity of being around
a Kapn Krude. Sometimes I can't even take it myself. Life in the crass lane is
all about peaks and valleys. Only losers drive in the middle lane.
People will always want to fit in and be somebody. The
only somebody I ever wanted to be was me. Not going along with any established flow
isn't an easy way of life.Don't expect any rewards. Just occasional warm
flashes of contentment.
Life is a one act play.Always ending the same exact
way...
A pill and a two shots
KK
@kapn_krude