The Krude Experience - No Pickles

No Pickles

"Give me a 2 hamburgers, no pickles and a vanilla shake". Easy order to give at a typical fast food drive thru. This has been Krude's order for many years. Yet after over 30 years of driving and using drive thru's, fast food places still fuck this order up at least once a month. I hate pickles. Especially on a burger. And rarely eat French fries. Shoot me.


If this was my parents in the 70's and 80's ordering at a drive thru, they wouldn't give a shit if the order came out messed up. "Just take the pickles off" they would always say. Never realizing that taking the pickles off of the burger doesn't take the pickle juice out of the bun or burger. Collateral damage to my greasy feast didn't mean shit to them. Still pisses me off to this day. Fuck pickles. And all cucumbers for that matter. There are better and more nutritious vegetables to be had.

Accepting something you don't want or need is a weird social phenomenon that only gets worse as someone grows older. Relationships of the romantic nature are often victims of one or both of the people involved 'settling'. Thinking they will never do better and things aren't so bad as is. Most of us are on Earth because of relationships like this. Booze wears off after a few hours. Reality sets in. Happy Birthday! Pass the cigars...

There is no such thing as a lesser evil. Evil is evil. As wrong is wrong. Too many people walk the Earth with complete and total tunnel vision. Only seeing forward and ahead. Not able nor willing to look from side to side. Accepting negativity is easier when somebody's mentality is steam roller in essence. That kind of tough is easy amour. Type A to the max. Shroud of Turin believing suckers. Commerce preys on them. Blue light specials for life.Their problem,not mine

So if somebody puts almond milk into your whole milk latte order,do not stand quietly and accept the foul swill. Give them Hell. With a smile. Then stiff them on a tip and slander them to others. America the Beautiful....

Love
Peace
Soul

KK

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