bWb Eats! Wendy's Baconator Pringles



bWb Eats! by Dennis DuBay

A few weeks ago I was surfing the world
Wide Web as I'm known to do, when an image fucked my eyes so beautifully, I floated about my day with dreams of Wendy's Baconator Pringles in my head.

So, i opened my shipt app and searched. NOTHING. I opened instacart. NOTHING. I feverishly picked up a fucking phone.

That's right. I picked up a phone. And dialed a number to speak with another human.

I was desperate.

NOTHING.

I went online to see the nearest store. I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to eat delicious cross-branded potato chips.

And that's when I realized, I'd have to walk further. And that's when I lost interest and just bitched about the fact that Pringles and Wendy's had made this the worst fucking pandemic in the history of pandemics.

But then, a friend reached out and said she'd order said Pringles - and for that, I'm willing to jump into a time machine and offer to sire my first born child to her.

I probably should delete that last paragraph. This is why I lose friends.

Anyways ... THE REVIEW!

Upon opening the Pringles container, you get a strong smell of ketchup and mustard - makes sense. One thing of note: Fuck UPS. Half the can of each of the four containers were busted to all hell.

Another note: Are Pringles thinning their chip as the years go on? These chips were very thin - but I also haven't had a pringle in forever, so maybe I remember them differently.

Upon first taste, you get that ketchup flavor, and a meaty taste, but sadly, there's no bacon flavor at all. No smoky flavor - just a bland beef like flavor.

Had the chip not had the Wendy's Baconator branding thrown on it, it would have been a perfectly fine "hamburger" chip. However, with the branding as such, the chip is very lackluster.

Rating: 2.1/5

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