Krude Bottom 9 Movie Picks
Krude's Top 9 all time motion picture picks were
posted a few weeks back. Movies I could watch at any minute of any day and
thoroughly enjoy. Today I choose the Bottom 9 all time movie picks.
Movies I have seen that I wish I hadn't. Pure shit in my world. And I know some
of these bottom 9 picks will piss YOU off. So goes life...
Forrest Gump
Dumbest piece cinematic crap I've ever seen. Not sure why
people like this flick. Guess it made some people feel smarter
Titanic
Largest grossing movie of all time. Was I the only person in
the theater wanting to see DiCaprio croak at the end? Probably
Paranormal Activity 2
The only one of this franchise I have seen. An ex gf wanted
to go. No wonder why she's an ex gf. Boring bullshit
Failure To Launch
A McConaughey romantic comedy. With Terry Bradshaw
walking around bare assed. 'Nuff said
Pirates of the Caribbean- At Worlds End
My son wanted to see this when he was 9 years old. We went.
It sucked. High budget schlock starring Depp. Wish I had those 3 hours
of my life back
Coming To America
Loved Eddie Murphy. Until this movie came out. Last
Murphy flick I ever saw in a theater
Top Gun
Tom Cruise, fighter jets and some 80s pop hits. Manly
love vibes ain't my thing
Pretty Woman
A film about a female escort (whore) and the rich guy who
falls for her. This should have been labeled as a horror movie
Field of Dreams
I do love baseball movies. Just not this one. Sappy and
corny,literally. And fuck Kevin Costner
There they are. Movies I avoid like phone calls from my ex
wife. Maybe I'll rank porno movies next time. Happy endings guaranteed. Cheers!
To be continued....
KK
@kapn_krude