The Krude Experience - Observations, Big Game Style

 Observations, Big Game Style

Krüde always looking for kicks. So in fine Krüde fashion, I decide to fly to Las Vegas for the Super Bowl. Why the fuck not? The Big Game is really BIG. And Vegas is really very Vegas. And Krüde is very Krüde. And so on… Here are some pure, raw observations I’ve experienced since taking this journey. Free clinic not needed. Yet


Phil Rudd’s solo album Head Job from 2016 is better than anything AC/DC has released in over 35 years

Social distancing with airlines in 2021 doesn’t exist. $$$ is King. People are the pawns

Parents who bring young children to Las Vegas shouldn’t be having kids.

You can’t bring a cigarette lighter onto an airplane. Carrying a small vial of cyanide is quite ok

People like to wear pajamas all day

 


Most people are complete slobs. By choice. Hence the term ‘poor slob’

Society in general has given up. Content to be subservient. As long as they own the latest iPhone

Tom Brady is a massive fraud. Truth about his success will never be made public

The fix is in. Life is a work. Pay small vigs

Mars is most probable to have human life on it. Looks like fucking Nevada


Vegas should be renamed Electric Ladyland

4K viewing of a football game. Less than 4K security cameras

Pro sports wouldn’t exist without gambling

Talking about commercials shown during Super Bowl is the ultimate American past time

Roughly 7 months until new NFL season starts. Repeat. Repeat…


Encoded with love

KK

@kapn_krude

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