Up And Away
Yes. Krüde finds it difficult to just stay put for
any given amount of time. Being stuck in the same routine doesn’t appeal to me
in the least. I like to move. Land, sea or air. Doesn’t matter. A musical
soundtrack always comes with the journey. And hopefully some tail
During the current pandemic, commercial air travel has become even weirder. My aging ass does remember when things like smoking and being served real meals (even in coach) was part of the deal. Now, we get to have very low waged grunts to watch an x ray machine to see if our luggage contains a weapon. Or worse: face moisturizer. Yes, face moisturizer was found in my chicks carry on bag and tossed in trash by TSA recently. Not even a large bottle either. Fucking A. Those hacks didn’t even find her cigarette lighters. Total joke
Here is some real travel advise from a seasoned traveler:
* Choosing the seat nearest to the airplane emergency
exit door, just remember there is a unmovable partition between the two seats.
I have given this partition the name of The Cock Blocker. Can't get any discreet
hand job work in this seat. Just a ton of extra legroom. So if leg room isn’t
an issue for you,stick to normal seat locations. And go for some grab ass at 30,000
feet.
* Getting booze on the plane isn’t difficult. Just
pricey. The booze must be purchased after the TSA full body cavity search and
grope. Airport prices ain’t user friendly either. And some airports close their
bars down early to fuck with us. So just buy a bottle of anything. Then empty
it. Bring it to the airport bar. Fill it with strong hooch. And remember, most
flights under 3 hours won’t have drink service in the plane. Or just get
blitzed during your Uber ride to airport.
COVID-19 has twisted the world into mask wearing, hand
sanitizing zombies. On a commercial airplane, the rules of masks and hand wipes
is multiplied. Yet, social distancing (6’) does not exist on a plane. Strange. Or
not so strange that $$$ is the big cheese in this travel racket.
Big business at its sleazy best
So that’s my
story. And I’m sticking by it. With a mask on. Mahalo
On the road
again….
KK
@kapn_krude