13 Above The Night
Super Sunday is drawing near. NFL and it’s
biggest day of the year: The Super Bowl. All good, Krüde reckons. Except
that the game with be played in the middle of February. February 13, to
be exact. Hmmm…. Wonder how such an occulted number could end up as being the
date of the biggest television event in the world. Ask Roger Goodell-
business major in college. He knows…..
Burrow vs Stafford. Bengals vs Rams. Bud vs
Bud Light. Whatever. Action will be found EVERYWHERE on 2/13/22. Bet at
work. Bet from your phone. Bet at a casino. JUST FUCKING BET. You are a
card carrying NFL fan, correct? If not, don’t worry. This game is a ritual. I
mean, a party
If women get their holiday, Valentine’s
Day. Then men should get their holiday: Super
Bowl Sunday. Makes sense. What other day in the American year do men get to
get their booze on? Eat a years worth of salt and grease. Gamble with impunity.
And spend time with friends that they don’t see that often. Super Sunday, that
is. And maybe score the ultimate touchdown in the bedroom later
The Big Game is an event. Not so much a sporting event. But
a showcase for the world to see. Hard to believe I have been alive for 52 Super
Bowl games. I remember 14 game regular seasons. Great Lite Beer commercials. Awful
halftime shows. And stick-um. Now, gambling is the norm for EVERYBODY.
Television is broadcast in 4K splendor. Halftime shows feature top level
musical performers. Money is King in the wild world of pro football. Spend
yours wisely. And tip the bartender and wait staff nicely. Mahalo
Jock itch on the brain,
KK
Twitter @kapn_krude
IG @krude_kapn