Outsourcing Mini Mojo Pillz
What is Krüde up to this time with the ambiguous blog
title? Even I don’t really know. Except that I want to exploit a product used
for instant energy that often gets overlooked. And on these booze drenched web
pages, stimulants should be explored more. Legal stimulants, that is.
Here they are. Direct from Dollar Tree in Anywhere,USA. People’s Choice Energy Tabs!
Love these things. 21 tabs for a buck and a quarter. Check out the potency:
Guarana, green tea, ginseng and 32 mg caffeine per pill.
Doesn’t sound like much. But let me tell you, this shit packs a nice punch. Guarana
is the real kicker here. It can be bought on its own, though the price isn’t
budget friendly. Perfect proportion of guarana in these dollar store pep pills.
Much better than sucking down a $3 Red Bull. Or gobbling down expensive
caffeinated foods. Forget the negative stigma of buying anything edible at Dollar
Tree. This bottle is the exception to that rule. Take one pill for a perfect
morning wakeup (especially after a boozy evening). Take two pills at once and start
stretching out for a 26.2 run. Yes, that potent. Roughly $.07 a pill. Can’t
beat that price.
In these crazy times we call Everyday Life, getting an extra
energy boost is very much needed in society. I’m sick and tired of watching
tons of peoples go to overpriced coffee shops or buy huge, sugary energy drinks
at convenience stores. Peoples Choice Energy Tabs kick all those peppy asses
easily. Cost friendly. Easy to digest. My little energy secret. Instant karma. Mojo
in spades. Go for it! $1.25 a bottle. Took this in my carry on bag on a recent
airplane flight. Yes! Yes! Yes!
No sleep for the wicked,
KK
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