Deca Dance
Sometimes things just creep up on ol’ Krüde. I just
remembered that I came up with this alter ego way back in 2012. You
remember the year. The one when the world was supposed end. Well, that
obviously wasn’t the case. My cock still gets hard (naturally). And my ex wife
is still a freeloading piece of shit. Human life still exists. I know this for
a fact. Keith Richards favorited a tweet a responded to. And if he is
still alive…..
10 years of being Kapn Krüde. Wow. I’ve never been part of
anything that long. Being Krüde is not a stretch for me. It’s me, just amped up
to the max. Normally I’m a quiet, respectful dude who loves to read books and
take photos. Kapn Krüde reads Hustler magazine and supplies his women
with a plethora of lube choices. And drinks alcohol with zeal. Throw in some
pain pills and cash gained from gambling and Krüde comes alive!
It was an ex girlfriend of mine who described me as being ‘crude’
back in 2012. We had been in Atlantic City for a few days and I scored
$1200 on a slot machine. I gave her some scratch and then spent the winnings on
a pricey dinner and some lingerie for her. And lube. That’s when she told me
that I was a “crude motherfucker”. So I said “that’s Captain Crude to you “. So
that’s how my alter ego was created. I just refined the name to be a bit more
cartoony. Hence forth to the world: Kapn Krüde. Motherfucker
Writing (or reading) a blog written in the third person isn’t
for everybody. Maybe literary legends like Benjamin Franklin or E.
Jean Carroll would be welcoming to this style. I just hope I’ve entertained
more than a few people over the years. Reading is becoming a thing of the past.
Most people (born after 1985) prefer watching a video to reading the Penthouse
Forum. Times they are a changing. But me being Krüde will not. Mahalo
Love
Peace
Soul
Forever!
KK
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