Tonight we have the final installment of our top 5 bum wine spotlight. To some people this is considered the best bum wine in it's class, but for me it is hard to pick a definite winner. Ladies and gentlemen...
what's the word? Thunderbird!
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| The American Classic! |
In my opinion I rank the Night Train Express and Thunderbird as #1 and #1A in the bum wine world. Both are made by Gallo wines, even though they don't want to admit it. These guys are sitting on a goldmine and just don't realize how to promote these fine wines to the masses. I'm telling you that with the proper promotion, I believe we can get these wines back into the mainstream.
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| "A bottle of red....a bottle of white." |
Out of the top 5 bum wines, this one was the final piece of the puzzle for me and was very difficult to get my hands on. It wasn't until one faithful day almost a year ago that I received a text message with a picture of a bottle of Thunderbird that I knew my life would change forever.
Thunderbird is indeed "The American Classic" and every Real American should enjoy a taste of Thunderbird at least once in their life.
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| "God that's good! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" | | |
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While Thunderbird is great to drink on its own, you always need to have an alternative for the people that just can't seem to handle the dirty bird on its own. That's where Thunder Dew comes in handy. Grab yourself a cheap bottle of Thunderbird and a bottle of Mountain Dew, mix them together, and boom! You got yourself some Thunder Dew that is guaranteed to get the party started!
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| Thunder Dew! |
Do yourself a favor this weekend and pick yourself up a bottle of Thunderbird. You can thank me later. As always, what do our friends over at urban dictionary have to say about Thunderbird:
Cheap shit hobo wine, in the league of wild irish rose or boone's hill. Flavour is shitty like the rose though.
One hobo to another: That guy is a fucking yobo, he's too good to drink thunderbird!
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| The dirty bird! |
Well...I think that pretty much sums it up nicely. This bring our feature on the top 5 bum wines to a close. I hope that I was able to educate all of you on the fine art that is bum wine. Now remember that with great power comes great responsibility. It is now up to you to take the information that I have given to you and use it in your everyday life.
While this might be the final entry on this topic we are far from done with our bum wine discussion. There are many more stories and tall tales to come, and you never know what tomorrow may bring. Stay tuned to Bumming with Bobcat for more!
(Currently listening to Rancho Texicano: The Very Best of ZZ Top)
