Godzilla
"Oh no they say he's got to go,go,go Godzilla"
Quoting a heavy Blue Oyster Cult tune isn't gonna
make Krude an Internet superstar. It will give me instant cred
with the classic rock set though. All 371 of them. Bless their deep cut vinyl
hearts.
Big, scary monsters have always been a way to sell movie
tickets or action figures. Anybody with half a heart wants to see the big
meanie get taken down at the end of the flick. It's basic human nature to want
to destroy a menacing enemy. Does Darth Vader ultimately win in the
geeky Star Wars franchise? No. George Lucas knows what brings
home the back bacon:Fresh faced good guys with blue eyes. Who win. The American
Way.
Mick Foley once said that the pro wrestling world was
"more real than the real world". He has a point. Pro wrestling is a physical
show. With a script. That doesn't always go as planned. And that's what makes
it so fun to watch. Life is a lot like pro wrestling. As much as we try to make
our lives go as we wish, unexpected circumstances foil our determinations. I
never thought I would be designing interiors for a living at this stage of my
life. But somehow I took to the interiors business 15 years ago and stuck with
it. Never losing my Krude edge along the way.
Doing a shot of moonshine at work on St Patrick's Day almost made my Millennial co
workers shit their pants. Didn't stop them for partaking in the distilled
goodness anyways. I WAS the office monster for about 65 seconds. Until cooler
heads prevailed. And the shots were poured and enjoyed by all. I'm sure this
will be the way from here on in with office celebrations. We are men. Not boys
with a trust funded bank account. And a love for shitty rock bands like The
1975.
Being a monster can have its advantages. So can being the
Asshole. It's just those who can handle self depreciation better without
getting their panties in a bunch. Like me. I don't give a shit what anybody
thinks of me. Just know my heart is always in the correct place. Can't say the
same the about my cock. That's a whole 'nother story. Ha!
Deep kisses and cheap feels forever!
KK
@kapn_krude