Dirty Birdy
“Destiny angel. Her breath smelled of mine. My skin of
Wild Turkey. Or lipstick and wine…”
So why is Krüde using a quote from a song to intro
this blog? Silly questions get silly answers.
CUZ I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT.
Duh
The reality is my recent intake (binge) of the fine American
rot gut Wild Turkey. I drink the Wild Turkey exclusively during NFL
Sundays. Since the NFL went into business only mode after the Super Bowl,
Krüde needed a good excuse to partake in some hooch Olympics. So I made a date
with a hot dark haired maiden. Bought the bottle of Dirty Birdy. Drove
to her place. And let the games begin….
Drinking a bourbon isn’t for the faint of heart. Or those
with a candy coated ass. This whisky comes humming at you at 101 proof. One 2
ounce serving of Wild Turkey 101 is like drinking 56 cans of White Claw. And
much more satisfying. I prefer the 101 proof version of WT to the normal 80
proof. Just tastes better to me straight. Shots or slugs from the bottle. It
puts the Willie in my Nelson every time.
It had been said that Beer ain’t drinking. Kinda true
in my playbook of lushing. But using a great brew as a companion to WT works
just fine. Yuengling lager pairs nicely with Wild Turkey. When my
beloved Las Vegas Raiders fire it up on the football field, my eyes are
glued to the 4K screen. While double fisting the booze. Only time I put down
the alcohol is when the Buffalo wings are served at half time. Raiders fans
need their liquor. The team will break your heart at the worst possible times. Every
time.
Back to the song lyrics I used to start this blog. I have
written about a rock band from England called The Dogs D’Amour before.
Their music is ALL about love and liquor. The song in question is
called Princess Valium. Do your drunken hearted,music loving soul a
favor and pick up some Dogs D’Amour music. Perfect soundtrack for barflys and
home drinkers. Shit. I think I may have used this lyric quote before in these
web pages. Fuck it. I’m drunk. Ha!
As for the aforementioned dark haired maiden, she is the real deal. Krüde approved tail. Matching, then exceeding my intake of hooch. Damn. Taking her to New Orleans in a few weeks to drink absinthe and slay Cajun vampires. Cheers!
Bold Genuine True
KK
@kapn_krude