All The Young Dudes
Kranky old Krüde is back griping about everything that is wrong with everything. When you have seen it all (me), it’s tough not to be critical about most things. Then when I think about something I was negative about, it hits me that I’m an old fuck. And most people who cruise the internet ain’t. So be it. Opinions are like assholes. Some dirtier than others. And some shaped better than others. But mine is mine. So all you young whipper snappers take notice. I’m taking no prisoners. Eat my dust motherfuckers
I often float the word millennials when describing
the dopey actions of an age related era.
Millennials are often the butt of my jokes. I blame cpu issues on them. I blame
bad network television on them. I blame avocado toast on them. Why not?
Somebody has to be the asshole
New Jersey drivers are a fucking nightmare to deal
with. And I’ve lived in NJ most of my life. The roads here are littered with
uncoordinated twits driving pricey late model cars. Driving your fat assed SUV
in the center lane of the NJ Turnpike while barely cracking 55 MPH in a
65MPH zone isn’t being ‘safe’. It’s called being a fuck head. Get a clue. And
stay home. Forever
Where are all the great new rock bands to take over for the
old rock bands? Did people just stop learning how to play an instrument over
the past twenty years? When shitty rip off bands like Greta Van Fleet are the only
newish band that actually gets noticed, we’re doomed. Need some 18 year olds to
start assembling their bands NOW. By the time they are legal to drink booze,
their band chops will be sharp. Play rock music more often. Don’t listen to
shitheads who say rock is dead. Pop music is alive. And it’s mostly crap. And
don’t get me started on modern country music…..
All the young dudes Carry the news…
Bowie wrote it. Mott the Hoople performed it. An old classic. Like me. Mahalo
Get off my lawn!
KK
@kapn_krude